The Peach Martini

A congenial spot you'll like a lot!

Jokes for days, folks! Jokes. For. Days.

I bet you didn’t know when you decided to follow this page that, not only do you get fun and exciting activities like these faBOOLous bracket challenges, but you also get the BEST Halloween jokes this side of the interwebz.

What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?
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A Pharaoh Roche.

(….please don’t leave me…)

Anywho. Yesterday’s results:
Halloweentown wins with 52.6% of the votes
The Haunted Mansion doesn’t quite have what it takes – 47.4% of the votes

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