‘Twas the night before Monday, and all through our house
The only creatures stirring are me and my spouse.
Christmas shopping was done, some curse words were said –
Some were out loud, but most in my head.
I, in my slippers, and Chris in his socks
Podcasts to stream, maybe movies to watch.
Who am I kidding, we’ll probably snooze –
We’re old folks, you know, that’s just what we do.
**Results from previous day**
Christmas Vacation: 53%
The Santa Clause: 47%
On to the next!